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Taste-testing at The Wobbly Cake Co has officially descended into cake anarchy. Mini cakes have formed a tiny, delicious committee and are demanding to be eaten in a very specific order: 🍋 Lemon curd shouting “I’m refreshing, actually” 🍫 Chocolate layers plotting a rich and fudgy coup 🥕 Carrot cake insisting it counts as a vegetable 🍒 Black Forest quietly being dramatic ☕ Coffee & walnut judging everyone 🎂 Victoria sponge just happy to be here Each one perfectly stacked. Each one wobblier than expected. All of them whispering, “Just one more bite.” Scientific conclusions so far: • Forks are optional • Plates are suggestions • Self-control is a myth This is not a tasting. This is a cake symposium. And everyone is invited. #TheWobblyCakeCo #MiniButMighty #CakeTastingChaos #WobbleResponsibly #TinyCakesBigEnergy
Behold: the Mini Chocolate Birthday Cake that refuses to respect gravity, moderation, or inside voices. Lilac cream cheese frosting hiding between the layers like a pastel secret. Dark chocolate ganache dripping dramatically down the sides as if the cake has just heard some shocking birthday gossip. On top? Fresh cream and crushed Flake, because restraint simply did not RSVP. Baked by The Wobbly Cake Co, where cakes lean slightly, drip freely, and live their truth. This is not a neat cake. This is a cake event. It demands candles, applause, and at least one person saying, “Oh wow,” before immediately taking photos instead of cutting it. It’s mini, yes—but emotionally? Full-size. Possibly oversized. Definitely louder than the birthday song. 🎂🍫💜 #ChocolateCakeChaos #GanacheDrama #MiniCakeBigPersonality #BirthdayButMakeItMessy #CakeWithMainCharacterSyndrome
Behold: the mini Red Velvet Birthday Cake that woke up today and chose ✨DRAMA✨. Three tiers tall. Pink cream cheese frosting piped like it’s auditioning for The Great British Bake Off: Extra. Moist? Yes. Regal? Obviously. Slightly unhinged? Absolutely. Baked by The Wobbly Cake Co, because perfection is overrated and wobble builds character. This cake did not come to be eaten quietly. It came to be admired, photographed from 37 angles, and then sliced decisively while everyone argues about who gets the best bit. It’s small, but it contains the emotional weight of a whole birthday, several wishes, and at least one “I’ll just have a sliver” lie. 🎂💖 Happy birthday to the human. Long live the cake. #RedVelvetMadness #MiniButMighty #PinkFrostingEnergy #BirthdayCakeVibes #CakeWithAttitude
STOP. 🍋 This is not just cake. This is a three-layered gluten-free Lemon Curd Sponge Cake that has ascended to citrus royalty and now demands tribute in forks. Stacked like a buttery sunshine skyscraper. Layered with home-made lemon curd so zesty it has opinions about your life choices. Piped with freshly whipped double cream clouds that look soft but WILL emotionally destabilise you. Baked by The Wobbly Cake Co (because stability is overrated) and currently radiating citrus power @eggstoapplesfarmshop this weekend. It is: 🍋 gluten-free but full of drama 🍋 wobblier than your weekend plans 🍋 dusted with icing sugar like it’s been lightly snowed on by a lemon fairy 🍋 aggressively wholesome One slice contains: Sunshine. Confidence. Possibly enlightenment. Available this weekend. Bring a fork. And maybe a helmet. #LemonCrisis #GlutenFreeGreatness #CitrusChaos #FarmShopFinds #LemonLoversUnite
Behold. A cake so tall it has opinions. So red it may have screamed while baking. So gluten-free it refuses to associate with wheat. This three-layered Red Velvet marvel has been stacked with reckless optimism, slathered in cream cheese frosting, and finished with a dramatic crumb sprinkle because subtlety is overrated. Baked by The Wobbly Cake Co (wobble is a feature, not a flaw) and currently living its best life @eggstoapplesfarmshop — NOW. It is: 🍰 gluten-free 🍰 unapologetically tall 🍰 emotionally supportive 🍰 absolutely judging your willpower Eat it before it eats your soul. #RedVelvetMadness #GlutenFreeGlory #CakeButMakeItAbsurd #FarmShopFinds #CreamCheeseDreams
Behold. A six-layer chocolate fudge cake so unreasonably indulgent it should come with a warning label and a fainting couch. Six towering layers of rich chocolate sponge. Each one aggressively hugged by thick chocolate frosting. The whole thing then smothered (and I mean emotionally smothered) in dark chocolate frosting. Finished with chocolate buttons scattered like confetti and crushed Flake chocolate raining down in glorious chaos. This cake didn’t just exist. It made eye contact and dared you to eat it. Inspired by that legendary Bogtrotter moment in Matilda—you know, the cake that broke spirits, belts, and several laws of physics—this one was baked by The Wobbly Cake Co., who clearly woke up and chose delicious anarchy. One slice says, “I’ll just have a taste.” Two slices says, “I regret nothing.” Three slices and you’re giving a standing ovation to the plate. No forks were harmed. Several will never recover. 🍫🍰 #ChocolateOverload #BogtrotterEnergy #SixLayersNoRegrets #ChocolateFudgeCake #DarkChocolateDream
🚨CAKE ALERT🚨 This is not a drill. This is a two-layer, egg-free chocolate cake living its absolute best life. Between the layers? Freshly whipped double cream so fluffy it applied for a cloud permit. On top? More whipped cream, because boundaries are a myth. Then comes the dark chocolate ganache, cascading dramatically like it’s auditioning for a soap opera. Finally, a rebellious sprinkling of crushed flake chocolate, because chaos is a flavour. Was it baked? Yes. Was it judged? No. Was it inhaled? Allegedly. Baked with love, wobble, and zero eggs by The Wobbly Cake Co 🍰✨ #EggFreeButNotJoyFree #ChocolateOnChocolate #GanacheGoneWild #WhippedCreamDreams #FlakeItTillYouMakeIt
THIS CAKE DID NOT COME TO PLAY. 🍒🍫 Meet the three-layered 4” mini Black Forest Cake that woke up and chose theatre. Dark chocolate sponge stacked with cherry compote, pillowy whipped double cream, and topped with a dramatic sweep of dark chocolate ganache that appears to be mid-sigh. Finished with fresh cherries perched on top like they know they’re the moment. Baked by The Wobbly Cake Co, because a cake this bold should absolutely have opinions. It’s small, yes — but emotionally it’s a full-length opera with an encore. Rich. Glossy. Slightly unhinged. One bite in and suddenly you’re negotiating with yourself about “saving some for later” like that’s a real plan. Tiny cake. Big forest. Zero regrets. #BlackForestEnergy #MiniCakeDrama #CherryOnEverything #ChocolateGanacheGoals #shoplocal
DOUBLE TROUBLE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 🍰🍰 On the left: a three-layered 4” mini Red Velvet cake, deep, dramatic, and absolutely convinced it’s the main character. Cloaked in clouds of cream cheese frosting so smooth it probably owns a silk robe. On the right: a three-layered 4” mini Tiramisu cake, quietly sophisticated but secretly feral. Soft layers, whipped cream dollops, and a cocoa dusting that says, “I drink coffee after 9pm and fear nothing.” Both baked by The Wobbly Cake Co, who looked at the concept of “one cake” and said, “No ❤️”. These cakes are small in diameter but enormous in attitude. Perfect for indecision. Perfect for sharing. Perfect for not sharing at all. They’re not arguing. They’re competing. And frankly, we’re losing either way (in the best possible sense). #MiniCakeMayhem #TwoCakesOneDecision #RedVelvetEnergy #TiramisuTemptation #shoplocal
BREAKING NEWS: A four-year-old has achieved what most of us only dream of — a multi-layered gluten-free rainbow cake that looks like joy itself fell down the stairs and landed perfectly. 🌈🎂 This cake is stacked higher than a toddler’s confidence and frosted in full technicolour glory, topped with rainbow rubble that suggests pure celebration and absolutely zero restraint. It was baked by the wonderfully chaotic geniuses at The Wobbly Cake Co, who clearly understand that turning 4 is a big deal. And here’s the plot twist: This cake contains NO gluten. NO dairy. NO nuts. NO soy. NO sulphites. Just vibes. Colour. Birthday magic. It’s inclusive. It’s allergy-aware. It’s aggressively cheerful. Frankly, this cake has done more for community cohesion than most committees. Four layers? No. Four years old? Yes. Four times more impressive than any cake has a right to be. #RainbowCakeEnergy #GlutenFreeBirthday #AllergyAwareAndFabulous #shoplocal #fourthbirthdaymagic
WARNING: This is not just cake. This is a three-layered salted caramel situation and it has absolutely no intention of being subtle. Stacked with reckless ambition, each layer is generously slathered in salted caramel frosting while rivers of salted caramel sauce cascade down the sides like the cake briefly forgot about gravity and chose drama instead. Sweet meets salty in what experts are describing as “an emotional experience” and what your self-control will describe as “we had a good run.” It glistens. It drips. It practically whispers, “cancel your plans.” Approach with confidence, stretchy trousers, and zero expectations of sharing — because once this cake enters the room, friendships become negotiable. Bold. Decadent. Slightly outrageous. Some cakes are eaten. This one is remembered. #SaltedCaramelObsession #CaramelChaos #LayeredLuxury #DripCakeDreams #SweetAndSalty
EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: A three-layered MINI Red Velvet cake has entered the chat and is dramatically refusing to be described as “mini” in anything other than height. ❤️🍰 Stacked like a tiny edible penthouse, each scarlet layer is lavishly smothered in cream cheese frosting so silky it should probably have its own theme music. Scientists are calling it “structurally adorable yet emotionally overwhelming.” Do not be fooled by its compact appearance — this cake carries the confidence of something at least five tiers tall. It doesn’t sit quietly on a plate… it arrives. It commands attention. It knows its angles. Perfect for those moments when you think, “I’ll just have a small slice,” and the cake responds, “That sounds like a you problem.” Elegant. Dramatic. Slightly extra. Proof that greatness sometimes comes in vertically efficient packages. #MiniButMighty #RedVelvetRebellion #CreamCheeseDream #SmallCakeBigEnergy #LayeredLuxury
TROPICAL ALERT. Someone has stacked sunshine into cake form and frankly we are not calm about it. 🌞🍰 Presenting a three-layered gluten-free Lemon, Passionfruit & Mango cake — a dessert so radiant you may feel legally obliged to wear sunglasses while eating it. Each layer is generously paired with lemon-infused freshly whipped cream, whipped to such majestic fluffiness that nearby desserts have reportedly developed self-esteem issues. This golden monument to joy has been baked by the brilliantly off-kilter The Wobbly Cake Co and is making a highly anticipated appearance @eggstoapplesfarmshop THIS WEEKEND ONLY. After that? Gone. Vanished. Probably chased by a crowd carrying forks. Expect zing. Expect swoon. Expect to briefly forget what weather feels like because your mouth is on a tropical holiday. Gluten-free. Mood-lifting. Suspiciously irresistible. Cancel your sensible plans — you have mango business now. #TropicalCakeEnergy #GlutenFreeGlow #MangoMadness #PassionfruitParty #LemonLove
Taste-testing at The Wobbly Cake Co has officially descended into cake anarchy. Mini cakes have formed a tiny, delicious committee and are demanding to be eaten in a very specific order: 🍋 Lemon curd shouting “I’m refreshing, actually&r
Behold: the Mini Chocolate Birthday Cake that refuses to respect gravity, moderation, or inside voices. Lilac cream cheese frosting hiding between the layers like a pastel secret. Dark chocolate ganache dripping dramatically down the sides as if the
Behold: the mini Red Velvet Birthday Cake that woke up today and chose ✨DRAMA✨. Three tiers tall. Pink cream cheese frosting piped like it’s auditioning for The Great British Bake Off: Extra. Moist? Yes. Regal? Obviously. Slightly unhinged? Ab
STOP. 🍋 This is not just cake. This is a three-layered gluten-free Lemon Curd Sponge Cake that has ascended to citrus royalty and now demands tribute in forks. Stacked like a buttery sunshine skyscraper. Layered with home-made lemon curd so zesty
Behold. A cake so tall it has opinions. So red it may have screamed while baking. So gluten-free it refuses to associate with wheat. This three-layered Red Velvet marvel has been stacked with reckless optimism, slathered in cream cheese frosting, an
Behold. A six-layer chocolate fudge cake so unreasonably indulgent it should come with a warning label and a fainting couch. Six towering layers of rich chocolate sponge. Each one aggressively hugged by thick chocolate frosting. The whole thing then
🚨CAKE ALERT🚨 This is not a drill. This is a two-layer, egg-free chocolate cake living its absolute best life. Between the layers? Freshly whipped double cream so fluffy it applied for a cloud permit. On top? More whipped cream, because boundaries a
THIS CAKE DID NOT COME TO PLAY. 🍒🍫 Meet the three-layered 4” mini Black Forest Cake that woke up and chose theatre. Dark chocolate sponge stacked with cherry compote, pillowy whipped double cream, and topped with a dramatic sweep of dark cho
DOUBLE TROUBLE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. 🍰🍰 On the left: a three-layered 4” mini Red Velvet cake, deep, dramatic, and absolutely convinced it’s the main character. Cloaked in clouds of cream cheese frosting so smooth it probably owns a sil
BREAKING NEWS: A four-year-old has achieved what most of us only dream of — a multi-layered gluten-free rainbow cake that looks like joy itself fell down the stairs and landed perfectly. 🌈🎂 This cake is stacked higher than a toddler’s
WARNING: This is not just cake. This is a three-layered salted caramel situation and it has absolutely no intention of being subtle. Stacked with reckless ambition, each layer is generously slathered in salted caramel frosting while rivers of salted
EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: A three-layered MINI Red Velvet cake has entered the chat and is dramatically refusing to be described as “mini” in anything other than height. ❤️🍰 Stacked like a tiny edible penthouse, each scarlet layer is lavi
TROPICAL ALERT. Someone has stacked sunshine into cake form and frankly we are not calm about it. 🌞🍰 Presenting a three-layered gluten-free Lemon, Passionfruit & Mango cake — a dessert so radiant you may feel legally obliged to wear sung
Certificate of being a finalist in the 2025 UK Small Business Awards for The Wobbly Cake Co. in the Best Bakery category, awarded on October 15, 2025, with signatures and official logos.
Certificate awarding The Wobbly Cake Co. as a finalist in The UK Small Business Awards 2025 for Best Home Based Business in East Sussex, dated October 13, 2025.
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The Wobbly Cake Co. - Bexhill-based small business – is proud to announce that it has been shortlisted in the UK Small Business Awards in the ‘Best Bakery’ and ‘Best Home-based Business’ categories.

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